Sir, what is your opinion on women who pursue higher education?
Hmm, a woman who pursues her career and education is admirable – like an art work, a classy painting.
And, as a wife?
[A snooty, patronizing chuckle] You can’t hang your “classy paintings” in the kitchen, now can you? And that’s where a wife is supposed to be.
[Thinking silence] Ah, well, thank you, sir. I was having trouble defining an ass-hole lately, you just helped me out there. [Smiles] .
Courtesy for this (ouch!) humor:
Dana Tidikis,
December 9, 2005
8:34 P.M.,
My bedroom,
Lahore, Pakistan
Courtesy for this (ouch!) humor:
Dana Tidikis,
December 9, 2005
8:34 P.M.,
My bedroom,
Lahore, Pakistan
4 comments:
Should've smacked him on the head with a copy of "The Hours" DVD and asked him what he'd done if he had Virginia Woolf as a wife.
:)
We are talking about more than half of their race here, Majaz, it sounds irrationally ambitious to educate so many of them...
Especially when The Hours are ticking like seconds...
*wonders, who is the sarparast-e-taleem-e-balighan here*
goes back to sleep!
In that case, just keep on blogging and 'educating' as many as you can.
It's what a dear friend calls, "Stickotherapy".
Hit em on the head and ask stuff later.
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